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moo AT&T LIE 3:17 PM 
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check. I need to buy a gift for Micheh, 
for Valentine's Day" 
Cashier: 
"Look Mr. President, here is an example 
of what we can do. One day, Tiger 
Woods came into one of our bank 
branches without ID. To prove he was 
Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and 
made a beautiful shot across the bank 
into a coffee cup. With that shot we 
knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed 
his check." 
"Another time, Andre Agassi came into 
the same place without ID. He pulled out 
his tennis racquet and made a fabulous 
shot where as the tennis ball landed in a 
coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his 
check. 
So, Mr. President, what can you do to 
prove that it is you, and only you, as the 
President of the United States?" 
Obama: 
Obama stands there thinking, and 
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