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The Comical Conservative 
President Obama walks into a local bank 
in Chicago to cash a check. He is 
surrounded by Secret Service agents. As 
he approaches the cashier he says, 
"Good morning Ma'am, could you please 
cash this check for me?" 
Cashier: 
It would be my pleasure sir. Could you 
please show me your ID?" 
Obama: 
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me 
as I didn't think there was any need to. I 
am President Barack Obama, the 
President of the United States of 
AMERICA 
Cashier: 
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all 
the regulations and monitoring of the 
banks because of 9/11, impostors, 
Joraers.  money launderina.  and bad  
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